
drugs.
i encourage everyone to try whatever fun party drug they wish to try. (excluding meth. NOT EVEN ONCE!) but note to self if taking x:
- do it early ( you’ll be up forever, and you dont want everyone passing out around you)
- have a backup plan (maybe the x wont kick in, then just get a vodka redbull and chock up your bad luck to the party fates, but if it does kick in, you’ll need entertainment for at least, hmm, the next 8 hours.)
- drink lots of water ( stay hydrated. this is just good advice in general with partying, but the x will make you thirsty. you may not feel thirsty, but as soon as you get a bottle of water itll be gone in a heartbeat (you can fill it up in the bathroom))
- go to a late night diner and make friends ( it will remind you what it looks like to be drunk in public, we could all use a reminder from time to time)
- watch “Honey” starring jessica alba and Missy Elliott. yeah, she’s in it.





