February 2012
14 posts
i sit and drink and cry at the office. for i have loved these characters too much.
soon, i will write things that make people cry.
soon, i will be a character that makes people emote.
i will enter this world…
nachos?
im out.
January 2012
61 posts
the human body is a mess of mystery that no one person has even begun to figure out.
putsomestankonit asked: Aren't we though? Sometimes people tell me I'm awful, and they're laughing. Sometimes people tell me I'm awful, and I'm one of them. I'm sorry.
ive pretty much had it with gay dudes. they are...
drugs.
i encourage everyone to try whatever fun party drug they wish to try. (excluding meth. NOT EVEN ONCE!) but note to self if taking x:
do it early ( you’ll be up forever, and you dont want everyone passing out around you)
have a backup plan (maybe the x wont kick in, then just get a vodka redbull and chock up your bad luck to the party fates, but if it does kick in, you’ll need...
YUCK
man. charlotte could not possess a more infuriating group of homosexuals. its like a gray zone where only a few thrive and the rest mold into this blah category of regularity that at times can ENRAGE ME.
i dont know if ill ever truly be happy with my people. i guess thats the same for all humans. i guess we all wish everyone thought just like us. but then we’d still be bored. ugh.
lets...
to sell tickets.
let us bake some delicious goods and sell them with a free ticket to whatever production had be occurring. a pricey treat, but the brownie will ensure their attention.
blacky McStankface
the worst name for the best character.
LOOKING FOR A JOB.
looking for a job blows because you are looking for work that you know isnt your dream cause you’re on the way to your dream of becoming the worlds most famous chunky gay rapper, but you need like to pay the rent.
yeah im gonna be a dapper rapper yall. i think thats what i should do.
I think I'd be a more successful artist if more...
pymparticles:
I’d probably be a more successful anything if more people wanted to have sex with me.
ooh gurl preach
